*The Urpneys are examining a river*
Blob: Ah, just our ticket. What we will do, men, is rather than spend meaningless time despersing one bottle per onto one tree, we will take our entire stock and flush it into their water supply, killing the entire forest from within.
Frizz: But even they'll catch on to that. I mean, when they see all their trees dying, I think they'll have a hunch that 'you know, maybe it was those three Urpney-like Wuts, lugging around bags and bags of poison near the river a minute ago'...
Frizz: And then...they'll capture us, and send us for torture with...who knows what!!!
Nug: I suspect they might use those big glowy sticks. They seem to do a lot of things, those big glowy sticks...so perhaps they would be good for say, magicing you inside out or driving some lightning bolt straight through your head...
Frizz: *moritified* Waugghhh!
Blob: Don't be ridiculous, men. We are perfectly concealed so long as we have our perfume. Speaking of which we better give it another spray.
*the Urpneys spray on perfume effeminately*
Frizz: I'll never smell the same again. This rubbish will taint my lovely odor.
Nug: Well maybe these Wuts have an Urpney-smell purfume.
Frizz: Why would they need to smell like us?
Nug: Well... I suppose the same reason we want to smell like them. I mean, when you think about it, just about anyone we know could be some Noop or monster sprayed with an Urpney odor....Like Boff...He's kinda Wut-like...
*the Noops are shown hiding in a bush nearby*
Amberley: So that's it.
Rufus: What? We should get this Boff fellow?
Amberley: Nooo, they're spraying it so they can fool the Wuts.
Rufus: Oh. Right. That....Well if they can't spray anymore, maybe it'll wear off. I suppose it can't hold off Urpney smell for that long. But how will we get it off them?
Amberley: I dunno, but we have to do something, before they dump that poison into the river.
Blob: Alright men, to the Whirliped.
*The Urpneys walk off, not noticing a magic light taking their perfume bottles gently from their belts and float towards Pildit hiding from a distance*
Pildit: I do hate to pry into auntie's property, but I have to find some clue to all this. It just isn't like Rufus and Amberley to turn like that. Something must be wrong.
*Pildit cautiously squirts one of the bottles*
Pildit: Hmm, nothing odd here. Though that stuff smells like B.O.
Wut: Pildit! Come quick!
Pildit: What's wrong, number eight?
Wut: The trees, Pildit, they're beginning to wilt!
Pildit: Hold on. *walks off with Wut leaving the bottles*
*Noops come out of bush and swipe bottles*
Amberley: This is perfect. Rufus, I've got a plan. Do you know how to.... *whispers in Rufus' ear, he giggles*
*shots of Rufus emptying the bottles and filling them with some liquid*
Amberley: Have you got it, Rufus, I can see them coming.
Rufus: *stirring some new concoction in the bottles with his sword* Just a tick, Amberley, you can't rush art.... annnd there.
Amberley: Now you take to your position and I'll keep my eye on them.
*Rufus sneaks off while Amberley quickly places the bottles out open next to a tree and hides*
*The Urpneys waddle forward with their giant loads of poison bottles*
Frizz: I could have one of those defective bottles, I could. It could be leaking all over me.
Nug: That could be lethal, that. I mean if it harms plants it can't be that good for clothes. Or skin.
Blob: Alright men, now for safety measurements we shall cover ourselves with our perfume so as to...
Frizz: The perfume...I can't find it! I CAN'T FIND IT! WE'RE CAUGHT!! BUSTED!! THEY'LL TEAR US APAR-
Blob: *ahem* Just I er, aprehenced, we had merely left our bottles next to this tree.
*the Urpneys spray the perfume again, while Amberley watches hidden away, trying not to laugh*
Blob: Now we are secured, we shall throw this very adicrate load of poison into the river. *Urpneys push bag towards bank of river* One...two...
*The Urpneys then hear Rufus from far back, holding what seems to be the Dreamstone*
Rufus: *blandly memorizing lines* Oh look...what I have. It is...the...*clicks finger remembering*...Dreamstone...I sure do hope no one tries to...steal it while I am alone and....de-fense-less.
Blob: *eyes fixated on 'stone'* The Dreamstone?!?
Nug: *rolls eyes, sighing* Oh no......
Blob: Quickly men, apprehend that Noop!
*The Urpneys dart towards Rufus and run off with the stone, while Amberley quickly pulls back the poison about to topple into the river*
*meanwhile the Wuts are examining the trees*
Wut: It just happened in all of a few minutes Pildit. One minute they were fine and then they just wilted.
Pildit: I don't understand. Nothing natural could have done this to these trees.
Blob: His Lordship will be most gratified that we spared the trouble by collecting the stone first hand. OOF! *the Urpneys bump into Pildit*
Blob: Oh, er, young Pil-sitsname or other...*whispers to Urpneys* Perfume, men! *to Pildit* We-e're have merely been instructed by the-err the Dream Maker, THE DREAM MAKER, YES...
Nug: * while spraying notices the perfume is staining them* Sarge.
Blob: ...to, ah er... fragrence this here stone with o-our lovely potions...
*Pildit looks slightly shocked*
Blob: What is it?!?
Nug: I think the perfume's gone stale, Sarge.
*Blob pauses while Pildit gradually forms a small frown*
*elsewhere the Noops try to catch up with the Urpneys*
Rufus: Do you think it worked?
*the Noops duck and cover as the Urpneys come past frantically running from lazer bolts*
Amberley: *smirks* I think so.
Frizz: I kept saying, 'go back home', 'just get back into the Whirlyped before they find out' but does anyone ever listen to...
Blob: Shut up, Frizz! Are they still on our tail, Nug?
Nug: *looks backward to an enormous army of Wuts chasing them* *deadpan* A few of them, yeah.
*Mr Blossom is collecting plants on a leaf, before Blob kicks him off and the Urpneys fly off with it*
Blossom: *shaking fist angrily* 'AY! 'AAYYYY!!!!
Blob: Take that! And here's some more! *throws bottles at Wuts*
Pildit: Just give back the stone, and they'll be a lot less silly grizzly business.
Blob: Never! You have yet to inumerate the Urpney army! *not noticing leaky poison bottle dripping on leaf*
Pildit: I would drop if I were you, sargent.
Blob: You'll have to do better than that, Wut!
Nug: Erm, sarge? The leaf's shrinking.
Blob: Don't be stupid, Nug. Leaves don't shrink.
Nug: Well this one is, see?
*leaf shrivels and deteriorates, with the Urpneys falling off a cliff*
Pildit: Tried to warn them.
*Meanwhile the Noops are pulling Mr Blossom back to his feet*
Amberley: Are you all right Mr Blossom?
Mr Blossom: As much as can be expected from a bunch of hooligan Urpneys coming around and hijacking my leaf.
Rufus: Which way did they go?
Mr Blossom: Down there I think.
*The Noops run off still holding Mr Blossom half standing*
*the Wuts are hovering at the bottom of the cliff searching for the Urpneys*
Pildit: Search all around, team. They can't have gotten very far.
*suddenly the Whirliped rises from the grass and shrubs beneath them, knocking them off their leafs*
Blob: Many thank yous for the pleasant visit, now we must be going.
*Pildit holds the Whirliped with his orb, the ship struggles*
Blob: Faster men, keep pedaling!
*Frizz and Nug pedal frantically, panting as Pildit struggles to hold it in place*
Blob: Fumbling Wut. Let go at once.
Pildit: You've taken the stone, hurt our wildlife, and played a lot of mean pranks. I can't let that go, sargent.
Blob: All engines men, full power.
*Frizz and Nug pedal to the point of blurs, while Blob presses and clicks at every button on his panel*
*exhaust fumes explode in Pildit's face, his orb and depowering and the Whirliped catapulting into the horizon as a result*
*The Noops run in panting, with a exasperated Mr Blossom limping far behind*
Amberley: Did you get rid of them.
Pildit: *downbeat* They're gone, but they made of with the stone.
Rufus: Oh that. That's no problem.
*meanwhile in Viltheed, Zordrak is still strategizing, and eventually flicks an Urpney off the map and moves another like a chess piece*
Urpgor: Heh, heh, marvelous move, your lordship. *cough wheeze* With those Wuts defenseless, the Land of Dreams will be all yours for the taking, rssp, so long as Blob manages to acomplish his job, eheheh *cough*, which I admit is doubtful...
*Urpgor hears a noise closing in, before the Whirliped enters the cave, diving on top of him*
* The Urpneys climb out dazed and haggard*
Blob: We have returned, sir and with good news of our excavation and...
Urpgor: AaauugGGHHH! YOU MANIAC, BLOB!
*a haggard Urpgor jumps out of the wreckage, ranting and prodding at Blob*
Urpgor: First you contaminate my wonderous odor by smashing a bag load of perfume onto me, and then you land the Whirliped onto my fragile being FOR THE SECOND TIME! What ever next, Blob! Perhaps you'd just like to skip the formalities and kick me into the Argorrible pit!!!
Blob: If you insist...
*Blob kicks him off the ledge and into said pit*
Zordrak: I do hope you made good use of my precious poison, Blob.
Blob: Even better, sir. We skipped over such difficult techalities and strived to get you The Dreamstone.
Zordrak: The Dreamstone?
Urpgor: *staggers our of pit* What?!? You were supposed to dispense the poison, Blob! You were given basic orders and the most elaborate scientific concoctions and you gallavant off...
Zordrak: *zaps Urpgor* Be silent, Urpgor!
Blob: Here you are sir. *hands the stone, Zordrak looks for a moment with a nonplussed look on his face* It was nothing really sir, the usual effortuitous struggle, nothing too glamerous but all...
Blob: Eh, yessir.
Zordrak: *deadpan* What...is this?...
* shows the container up close to Blob, revealing it to be a very crude craft made imitation, with a piece of paper reading 'The Dreemstoan' inside*
*Zordrak makes a great yell that blows the Urpneys out of the lair and into an outside wall*
Nug: Well that thing read the Dreamstone clear enough.
*back in the forest, the Wuts are looking at the dying trees*
Amberley: We're sorry, Pildit, w, we tried to stop them sooner but...
Pildit: They're in bad condition, but I think our herbs may still be able to save them.
*Pildit drops a potion onto a tree, it raises and regains color slightly*
Pildit: I think...I might owe you two an apology...
Rufus: Oh it's all right Pildit. We all have our, er..outbursts.
Amberley: And it was a sneaky trick.
Voice: Ah, Pildit, we've been looking for you everywhere.
Pildit: Aha. Now I know that voice. Rufus. Amberley. This is, hopefully for real this time, my relatives.
Blubous: Pleasure to meet you.
*shot of the Wuts, who look very similar to the Urpney trio, the Noops are dumbfounded*
Pildit: Well I think we have a lot of lost time to make up for.
Blubous: I'll say, this place needs a good touch up. Come on you two.
*the three Wuts fly around spraying their magic onto the plants below, leading them to blossom and grow and fill with color*
Pildit: I guess I better get a start on things too. Would either of you like to join us?
Amberley: *blushes* Oh, yes thank you. Er, keep check on our bottles will you Rufus?
Rufus: Oh, er, no problem, Amberley.
Amberley: Thanks...er, and for earlier as well, I guess.
*Amberley pecks Rufus on the cheek, Rufus becomes catatonic*
Narrator: But Rufus wouldn't be able to keep check of anything for some time.
*Amberley joins Pildit on his leaf, while Rufus flops onto the floor with a big grin on his face, not noticing the bottles he's knocked over*
Narrator: Meanwhile back in Viltheed...
Zordrak: Hmmm...try that direction...FIRE!
*Urpneys are on large map again*
Urpney: Sorry sarge. *releases catapult*
*projectile lands on the trio, standing perfectly still*
Nug: *through teeth* I think I've got somethin' up me nose.
Blob: *through teeth* Be quiet, Nug...
*suddenly the Urpneys are given an electric shock*
Urpgor: You are models, you halfwits! And models don't talk! Or move! Or whine! Just STAND! STAND! STAND! STAND-STAND-STAND!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!! HAH HAH!! *cough splutter*
*more projectiles hit Urpneys*
Frizz: *through teeth* When this is over, Urpgor *electric shock* won't be able to stand either...