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Ebeneezer Von Clutch Wallpaper by E-122-Psi Ebeneezer Von Clutch Wallpaper by E-122-Psi
"Prepare to be... schlaughtered!" - Ebeneezer Von Clutch

NAME: Ebeneezer Von Clutch
CLASSIFICATION: Deranged genius cyborg
GENDER: Male
AGE: Unspecified
HEIGHT: 1.40 m
WEIGHT: Unknown
LIKES: High speed racing
HATES: Empty compartments


*Bio estimated from character stats from Crash of the Titans.*

Von Clutch desktop wallpaper.

(Note: the full-sized 'download' version is 1280*1024).
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:iconvonclutchplz:
vonclutchplz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
Von Clutch finds it funny that you guys even pay attention to what I say.
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:iconbritts-demesne:
britts-demesne Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"My name is Ebeneezer Von Clutch..WATCH ME ROAR!!!"
"My name is Ebeneezer Von Clutch. I like speed und violence."
"This is just not working out, ja?"
"SOMEBODY PUT OUT THAT THING!!"
"Beep beep! German cyborg coming through ja?"
"Ze expecting the Deutsch?" *also adds dummkoph to said sentence when he says it the second time*
"That's funny...."
"And there's more where that came from, dummkoph!!!"
"I will bring you much pain und suffering...once I eat this streudel.."
"Ohh, you've been kicked out, ja?"
"This is quite pleasurable ja?" *when the cars merge*
"Two weapons of mass destruction are better than one ja?" *same thing*
"Let's swat us some flies, ja?" *still the same thing*
"Perhaps some time alone would be good for us.... *when the cars dis-merge*
"How's the view from back there, huh?"
"(You're) very lucky to be working with Von Clutch, darling."
"Well pardon me, dummkoph.."
"Passing pardons..did that come out of me? Hee heeee..."

-Talkative little f**ker isn't he?-

"Hey...do you know HOW MUCH THIS VEHICLES COST VON CLUTCH??!!"
"OH I JUST LOVE WINNING PRIZES!!!"
"I'm driving, dummkoph!!!!"
"You're breaking my concentration!!!"
"What should I use this for, I ask?"
"I will never let you GO AGAIN!!!" *Gamer: "NOES!!!!" Just kidding. :D*
"Ooooo...I hope they got a picture of that move."
"Another present for Von Clutch..I'm such a good boy."
"This is why I'm called...a bad driver."
"DUMMKOPH!!!"
"You..dummkoph at the controls..pay attention!"

And (*yet*) he says more and whenever I remember more dialogue lines (or understand more German), from this crazy bastard, then I'll post more stuff. My head hurts now.
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:iconbritts-demesne:
britts-demesne Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"Wonderfulllll" *or maybe it's Vonderfullll..*shrugs*
"Hmmm..I wonder if we crossed the English Channel...."
"Don't try that at home kiddies."

:iconimdeadplz:

Lawl.
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Darkwolf-Jesterwolfy Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Student Digital Artist
"Look at me... DRIVING FOOLISH AND CRAZY"
"My searing power, she's out of contain ya"
"Taliho!"
"Hmm, I love doing that"
"My backside is pretty, no!?"
"Von clutch impresses you with Violante noises, ya?"
"Hack, Quick, to battle stations!"
"Incoming!"
"Where is my mechanic? Hello, vavisto!?"
"I think this will come up little POLISH, ya?"
"Well that was painful, now, I cry"
"Auch de liber, I fixed that bump yesterday!"

Just a few lines from him
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:iconpicsandpixels:
PicsAndPixels Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"You hurt mien feelings!. . . . And mien organs. . ."

Would be another. XD
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:iconbritts-demesne:
britts-demesne Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Here's some more stuff from that guy.

"See at what you made me do..RIGHT ON.."
"My backside says HELLO!!"
"Now that was painful...YAA-HAA-HAA.."
"Come to me my preciousss"
"That was pathetic dummkoph."
"Nice try dummkoph!!!"
"The shame's all yours. Enjoy it."
"You smashed mein bratwurst!!!"
"BEER AND WEINERS FOR EVEYONE!!!"
"PEOPLE! PEOPLE! PEOPLE!" *He'll say that when you're shooting at random stuff and bullseye targets*
"My sister shoots better than you; and I don't have a sister!!" *Seriously, wtf?*
"SOMEBODY...put my partner out of his misery.."
"This is a long way to walk home!"
"Von Clutch's bratwurst bigger that yours, boy.." *Yeah, he says that one too.*
"That'll keep him on his toes, ya?"
"Yeah..look at you now dummkopf.."
"It's my party and I'll destroy you if I want too..."
"Fun, fun, fun on the Autobahn.." *This guy just can't sing on this one. Anyway..*
"The view's breathtaking, no? In a way..(or anyways)"
"Oh waitress; another bag of peanuts please.."
"Smashing good ya...good."
"The Autobahn's for racing not parking...Sheesh."
"Smashing is part of my therapy. Honestly."

And that's enough for now *although it's probably not all of them...:iconscaredplz:*
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:iconlgun92:
LGun92 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
"Von Clutch's bratwurst bigger that yours, boy.."

XDDD "DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS!" LMFAO! XD thiz iz so funny! I think he doesn't even say that in the German Sync, I wish he world though... lol!
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:iconbritts-demesne:
britts-demesne Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Does he say naughty stuff in the German version? Because he says some moderate naughty stuff in the US version.
I think he might have said "Von Clutch's -dieses?- bratwurst ist bigger than you boy." Then again, he's hard to understand sometimes. =p
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Br0kenD0ll0fr0ses Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Professional Artist
I like him, well he only appears in CTTR!
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:iconcaptainprower:
CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
EVIL NAZI CYBORG!
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:icondantherandomnessguy:
DantheRandomnessGuy Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2009
"Auch de lieber!"
XD haha, found it in me to do that
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:iconcoolvia:
coolvia Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009
man... ALL you're wallpaper is good
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:iconmc-katanga:
MC-Katanga Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who the fuck?
Yet another reason Crash should be banned from future gaming.
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
He's not that bad a character. It's more ruined by Radical's 'flanderization' of the established cast. All the established characters are now zany, ditzy parodies of themselves, at least Von Clutch started as one. CTTR's cast might be nice additions if they were given real depth.
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InsaneStar7 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2008
I think you have to fix his name. His name is spelled Ebenezer, without the extra "e". That's what it says in the intro of the booklet manual.


I sorta like this guy, because I like the way how he acts in the races such as his taunts, ect.

Nice work with this piece of wallpaper art! :)
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E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2008
GAH, it seems so (lousy Wikipedia). :X

True even if some of his quotes could be considered a little controversial ('Ah! This reminds me of the Hindenburg!', 'Everyone put on your gas-masks!' :O). I'm expecting him to appear in a Nazi uniform started a war with Daffy Duck next time round. :lol:

Thanx. :D

I suppose Pasadena and N Brio are next.
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:iconinsanestar7:
InsaneStar7 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2008
Battling with Daffy Duck? Ooh, that's gotta be hillarious! :XD: And you're welcome.
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2008
Watch any wartime Looney Tunes cartoon to understand (Daffy the Commando is probably the best example).
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:iconinsanestar7:
InsaneStar7 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2008
All right, then.
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Crash-Fan3210 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008  Student Interface Designer
wow look great!!! :D


Nice job!!! ;P
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2008
Thanx. :D
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:iconkuorydaninjar:
KuoryDaNinJar Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008   Filmographer
I remember this guy, looks like a cyborg toad))
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008
N Tropy blue, Cortex yellow, N Gin grey, Von Clutch green;

Very few humans are natural skin color it seems.
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:icontheeyzmaster:
theEyZmaster Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008  Professional General Artist
Nice art :D
ingame model looks a lot like your pic! very well done^^
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008
Thanx. :D

Really? Nice that people find it accurate. :D
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DrSpeed Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
He's one of my favorite chatacters. :XD:
Well done!
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
Thanx. :D

Glad you like it.
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ChaostheHedgehog117 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
Woah, he's got a big mouth.
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
He sure does. Toothy one as well. :lol:
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ChaostheHedgehog117 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
...Who IS he, anyway?
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:icone-122-psi:
E-122-Psi Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
A cyborg in Crash Tag Team Racing. He owns the race arena that the game takes place in (a delapidated theme park). He asks for Crash and friends to help him find the power gems which power his park's electronics (as well as himself) that have been stolen.
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ChaostheHedgehog117 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
Oh. Weird.
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